Friday, August 20, 2010

Two bodies, a soul (I and my C Pro)

This isn’t a love tale, neither a book by some author nor a film story. It’s a journey and you all on board and I am your captain! “HI 5 READERS!” J

Well! I think no apprehension should be shaped. So, let’s roll the two bodies a soul!

Like a block of ice, that December night (3 am,), terminals (Semester exams) on head, backache+ painful eyes+ no sleep + full syllabus for last night. I shouted-“Fcuk you all mathematicians!” and I closed my math manuscript! I switched on my small screen, Star World broadcasting “FRIENDS”. I calmed myself in front of it with a beer mug filled with espresso. Mistakenly the channel scanner was hard-pressed by me and the inspection was in progress. I stopped the scan, some murmuring was there “I TOUCH, I TEXT, I DO IT ALL”, some Samsung mobile commercial was there. I was fascinated at its first prospect, it was about to put on view the name of the mobile suddenly espresso was on my hand “Crap!”

I turned off the TV box and went back to studies, thanking God for the winters as my burn was fine after the espresso attack! That commercial, that sliding phone was on my mind whole night.

I slept around 6 am with the resolution to search out that sensational cell phone today! I was out from my bed around 11 am and made my CPU fan to rotate. I surfed; Dr. Google helped me to explore that Samsung thing. I was out of words, I got what I dreamt – A Slide, A Touch, A QWERTY A WIFI. I found a CORBY PRO!

5th Jan 2010

Brother called me-“So Mr. R Rajpal! What about exams? 10th Jan your birthday right? What do you crave?”

After official procedure I yelled-“Samsung Corby PRO!”

Brother- “DONE!”

I pinched myself, it wasn’t a dream! I was dancing with joy but bothered about the exam on 9th. Exam over, I reached to brother’s place for the party on 9th and also I fĂȘted my birthday next day with them! I was waiting for my PRO but brother forgot to bring as he was hell busy in office work! I was with wrecked heart, bro. promised me-“I will get it to you as soon as possible!”

I was back to college, exams dint make me hark back the phone but still it was there secreted in mind. Exams over I asked for the phone but there was a broken heart for a second time! I kept dreaming for it each and every day and was happy with it!

7th June

My next terminals were over; I rushed to bro.’s place for summer training. I had reunion with my old schoolmates and it can’t be described in words. I was with my lovely nephew and I kept reminding my bro. for the phone! :D

25th July 2010

It was the day; I was full of joy as bro. decided this day for the cell phone. We went to SAMSUNG MOBILE sec-18 NOIDA. The CORBY PRO was in my hand (A big thanks to bro. and bhabhiji), it was like Mr. Gates had signed his WILL credentials and had named all his riches to me! As we went out of the shop, I was ordered to handle the C Pro to bhabhiji as her SIM card was IN! She went to WESTSIDE and I was with bro. to RUBY TUESDAY for dinner. I kept waiting for bhabhiji to come so that I can figure out my love(My Corby PRO)! Finally she entered to RT after 30 minutes which were like 30000 minutes to me, Bhabhiji-“Here you go Mr. RR”. I touched, I texted I did it all! I captured the Ruby Tuesday‘s offers as my first click on the cell…

“TE AMO my Corby Pro.”

Love You All!

Regards

Rohit Rajpal

Sunday, April 25, 2010

104th to 111th Day(An cherished merriment of more than 24 hours )





9th to 16th January,2010

Hello Readers

First of all “Change your nappy because its happy-happy new year!J

Dil se bada koi kameena nahin…”(You know! Why I had written this line! Think over it!)

“Well! Did you miss me? Oh! Thanks a lot! No need to say, I know you surely hadn't missed me! :P LOLS! Leave it!

Do you know what I am going to post today? Its seriously very special, its…..it is My Birthday good cheer! It wouldn't be wrong if I say it was an propitious birthday because I hadn't fĂȘte d last 18 birthdays like it but this time the 2010 year is or was totally new for me. I celebrated my birthday more than 24 hours… Yes more than 24… Lets see how!


An inconceivable exam of Maths-3 till 12.30 pm was the starting of my 9th day of January, whole night I was preparing for the same. I with the good bye of my buddies, house with no soul and Mom-Dad left for the destination (The Radisson Noida MBD ) for the 2nd Birthday bash of the world’s cutest nephew(SID) of mine. We reached at 7 pm, met my Bhaia and Bhabhi arrived from US with one more cutest nephew of mine(Ary)… I dressed both of my nephews in a same outfit , they were looking like just (Muaazz…..)… At last I made myself ready for the party! In front of mirror I said to me - “You going to kill someone!” LOLS!

The bash started at 8.30 pm, all friends of bhaia were there, my whole family was there, we danced, enjoyed, captured in pics, drunk (mock tails for me) ;). The food and the snacks were just finger-licious. I was checking my watch time to time to struck 12 o clock as soon as possible. Most of the people there pointed me- “That boy looking smart!” and I was like –“Today only?” LOLS….


It was 11.50 pm, my cell banged my pocket-“Happy Birthday Rohit!” was the call with more calls waiting, but the fucking phone of mine got dead in between. At last clock stroked (10 January)12 am, Bhaia shouted-”Happy Birthday man!”, whole family of mine there was present just my brother(real) was at college for his exams. All wished me with a hugs and gifts.

We went to the Superstar club for my party, the cake booked for me cant be brought therefore the leftover 25 pound cake of my nephew party was cut by me (something have to be, after all it was my birthday reader… J). Both Big B’s of mine hold my arms and 19 bombs were there on my back, the funniest sight happened that after my Big B’s both nephews of mine had hold my fingers and started kicking my legs(LOLS). I enjoyed a lot, played the first game of pool of my life. After saying good bye to all I, my both nephews and my both bros and bhabhi's got the time to attack the food as we had just tasted at last place. Here also the food was great with the special chocolate sundae for us. We were over with everything at 2.30 am, I drove myself and all the gifts and left over return gifts to home.


Till 5 am I was with the wishes for birthday on my cell! (thanks a lot to all of you my buddies!)

I woke up at 9.33 am exact at the call of Miss E (EPS Gog) wishing me, I banged the cell of my buddies e for the party booking and all… I went out of my cozy blanket and I found Ary playing with his toys, I lifted him and kissed him tightly and in the next second he cried loudly(LOLS…)… Next 5 hours of my birthday I spent with my two cutest nephew dancing and playing… At 4.30 pm my friends were at my place dressed sexily for the bash! They brought two cakes for me and as soon as I put my knife into it, it was on my face (LOLS… Cake was from Theo’s and it was scrumptious )… I went for a set-wet bath and was ready to rock!

Speeding above 90 our both motors parked in the front of the venue “THE Tantra’s Disc” , I paid the entry and we were in the BLUE light… We danced like mad, gasping my life’s first flavored HUKKA, had snacks (Finger licking)… Mock tails(For tee-total ones) , drinks for the drunkards (:P) , having a 3 hour dancing pleasurable moments there, we had a group photo shoot and finally a Sayonara to those leaving…

I, Mr. Mounjolika, Mr. Crow & Kaps in his ride the Zip Drive we drove towards Greater Noida, car was speeding at 130 KMPS, we 4 our head out of the windows shouting(Freaking)-“Fcuk you girls, we don’t need you until there are friends like us and indestructible amity like this.” … We had food at MC Donald’s and after leaving Mr. Mounjolika to his hostel we drove more rapidly as all were calling me at home!

I reached home at 9.30 pm, Both Bros and Bhabhi’s were ready for one more surprise party for me… We went to the Atrium (A 5- Star hotel with live music)… We started with the mouth watering appetizers there, singer who was singing the songs was startlingly brilliant … My Bhaia from US kept praising that man with flying kisses… He sung songs selected by bhaia and did poetry for my bhaia… We enjoyed the flavorsome dinner there and I was feeling very pleasant having this class of ceremonial dinner with them… I love you my family!

We left the Atrium at 2.30 am… Back to our place and this all is how I celebrated my 19th centenary for more than 24hours… Started at 12 am and ended at 2.30 am next day…

Finally Good Bye! Its 12.16 am and I have to prepare for my exam….

Love You all!

WILT-Every situation in life must be faced, and so why not face it with love?

Regards

Rohit Rajpal

Ms. Rupansi Pahwa (The Ms. FaReWeLl RaP)


Ms. Rupansi Pahwa (The Ms. FaReWeLl RaP)

I was getting BORE, planned to be at SEA SHORE

Thinking to rap & YELL, something-something for Ms. FAREWELL

Thoughts in mind I faced the SEA, asking the waves have you ever seen someone better then RUPANSEE?

My mind shouted- Rohit Rajpal are you MAD! Will this stupid rap gonna make her GLAD?

OH! Dirty MIND, don’t be so BLIND, she is one of that KIND, who is with practical MANKIND!

Winds screamed-“Why you writing this SONG, even you haven’t seen her, Its been so LONG? ”

“What’s the relation?, what’s the MATTER? Or Dude! All these things are just to FLATTER? ”

Hey Wind sweety a relation never demands that you should be in touch or you must get HUGGED,

Its only a feeling you feel smiling due to her in each heartbeat “DHAK and DHAK”…..

Lucky, Navita, Arpita, Vinnie all roomies having some-kindda sweet DOSTANA!!!!!

OOOOH…That’s why they use to recite “Our Paaari Rupansy MUMMA- Our Paaari Rupansy MUMMA”

Feeling short of alphabets, for me to DESCRIBE, This is all with joyful tears I can SCRIBE….

I will keep ringing you cell, for no Question or say SAWAAL…..

But jussst to hear in your sweet voice Heyi! RAAAAJPAAL….

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Tagged ;)

I was tagged by Vamsi..So here I am answering 40 random questions about myself..I have also tagged Seven of my blogger friends hoping that they would continue the tag chain..:)

1. What is your current obsession?
A. Salsa... Wanted someone to dance on my fingers!

2. What are you wearing today?
A. Mufti & Reebok with my new Adidas sneakers cum running...

3. What's for dinner today?
A. Sorry I am on my word.exe after lunch so no Idea!

4. What's the last thing you bought?
A. An Adidas pair....

5. What are you listening to right now?
A. Candy Shop not by 50 Cent, its by Dan Finnerty & The Dan Band

6. What do you think about the person who tagged you?
A. First of all thanks by heart to Mr Vamsi, I can say better I can bet he will be one of the one most eminent blogger of our Nation... ;)

7. If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be?
A. Any place in the world where everything is there to live with but me alone…

8. What are your must-have pieces for summer?
A. My loose wears, energy drinks, new stuff at mock tails...

9. If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?
A. Las Vegas, Will play till last penny with me!

10. Which language do you want to learn?
A. French

11. What’s your favorite quote?
A. Not to bother about others...

12. Who do you want to meet right now?
A. Mr. Bill Gates

13. What is your favorite color?
A. Black..Black and Black..

14. Give us 3 styling tips that work for you.
A. 1) Be Natural, no need of adaption from others...
2) Wear it! if you are relax in it...
3) Be confident even if you enter a five star, in your Jockeys....

15. What is your dream job?
A. A private job, a small AC cabin, the latest Laptop, a lot of creative work to mess up with languages, overtime...

16. What’s your favorite magazine?
A. I don’t read magazines..

17. If you had $100 now, what would you spend it on?
A. On khoonidarinda (My system) so that I can work more efficiently with latest technologies....

18. What do you consider a fashion faux pas?
A. Gaudy....

19. Who according to you is the most over-rated style icon?
A. Deepika Padukone... Nonsense attitude

20. What kind of haircut do you prefer?
A. Shark spikes....

21. What are you going to do after this?
A. Will get a mechanic who will going to open my jammed dash board for my ride's papers...

22. What are your favorite movies?
A. Till date Casino Royale 007 only....

23. What inspires you?
A. Past......

24. What do your friends call you most commonly?
A. Fcuk...Shut up... !

25. Would you prefer coffee or tea?
A. Coffee... Works as a hard drink for an insomniac (me)!

26. What do you do when you are feeling low or terribly depressed?
A. In front of mirror scolding the reason, In English language to improve my language!

27. What makes you go wild?
A. Interference…..

28. Which other blogs do you love visiting?
A. All the blogs that I follow..

29. Favorite Dessert/Sweet?
A. The Hot Chocolate Fudge by Nirula's

30. How many tabs are turned on in ur browser right now?
A. My blog, teagames.com (Table Tennis), twitter....

31. Favorite Season?
A. Winter-no problem of electricity and Rainy seasons-lovely!

32. If I come to your house now, what would you cook for me?
A. Pazzztaa.....with Ice Tea….

33. What is the right way to avoid people who purposefully hurt you?
A. I never get hurt until he/she not interfering into my work... Else if they did this.... I had banged their head...

34. What are you afraid of the most?
A. Death??? Naah... loosing any of connected member of mine...

35. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
A. Time to trim...Bad hairstyle...

36. What brings a smile on your face instantly?
A. The feeling of presence of my two cutest nephews in this world...

37. A word that you say a lot?
A. "Fcuk"..

38. When was the last time you did something nice?
A. Yes I did we can say WE did one thing nice for my family for my friends, Me and my partner did a mutual breakup for the sake of our friends and family because we both used to lie in front of parents and friends were feeling very low due to our commitment... The thing is that we did the sacrifice of our true-unconditional commitment...

39. What would you do if you were made President of India for one day?
A. I will run corruption free government for 23 hours and in next 1 hour I will order an agreement for Rohit Rajpal to be President for rest of the time period...LOLS...

40. Do you Know who Master SHIFU is?
A. I think the master of Panda in the movie Kung Fu Panda????

Here is the tag list of few of my blogger friends..So friends pls try to continue the chain..No compulsion though..:)

ROOPAL AGGARWAL
RAJAT GOEL
AMOGH
DEV
MAC
SAURABH SINGHAL
ANURAG SHARMA

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Save Tigers Love Them Save Earth

~~>Today I saw a commercial on TV. It said that there are only 1000+ tigers left in India. The first thought that came to my mind is that we will now be telling only bedtime stories to our children after 5 years about tigers!!!!
This is very depressing and should be given a very serious thought. If you think that nothing can be done or a single person can’t help, then this post is for you!



Tigers Will Get Extinct Someday, So What?

~~>Let me first start of with what will happen if there will be no tigers left.
Think of those days of your school when your sciences teacher used to teach you about food chain. We all know that tigers are predators, they hunt herbivorous (vegetarian) animals. Now if there are no tigers left then herbivorous will grow in population. If there is blast in there population, then there will be more animals feeding on vegetation (trees, plants, grass). And do keep in mind they eat like hell (try googling it if you want proof). Then obviously scarcity in vegetation will arise, as a result these animals will start dying.
So, In the end we are left with no forests (or very little forests) and no animals (or very few animals). This will lead to less tress and then eventually to less oxygen, more carbon dioxide. Planet will become more warmer. Now combine this with global warming, which is already happening.
End result? I won’t be surprised if our planet Earth converts into second Mars in our solar system. In practical sense, this won’t be happening overnight, but if negligence continues, then I am sure that in next 50 years we will have more deserts than Earth has ever seen before.

What Can A Single Person Do?

~~>Obviously a single person can’t do it all by himself unless he is a superman. But still you can contribute and believe me, it helps.
You can do following to help Mother Nature:
>>Stop using polybags
>>Use recycled paper for rough work
>>Don’t burn paper or wood items, rather give them to a recycling center
>>Switch off your vehicle’s engines at red light
>>Ask your mother,sister,wife not to buy things which are derived from tigers like tiger’s skin purse
>>Be a very responsible tourist, don’t feed tigers or any other wild animal
>>Don’t leave garbage in forest
>>Ask your parents, friends,children, institute-office staff to utilize paper efficiently. Don’t leave white spaces much.

Above points are not only related to tigers, but to environment also.

A Quick Fact

~~>At the turn of the 20th century, according to sources, India had an estimated 40,000 tigers in the wild. In 2002, based on pug mark census, this number was 3,642. As per the monitoring exercise by Wildlife Institute of India in association with National Tiger Conservation Authority (NTCA), Government of India using camera traps, in 2008 we were left with only 1,411 tigers. This number is so small that they will be gone soon if we don’t wake up to the crisis.

In the end, may be you have heard these things everywhere, but merely listening to these things will solve nothing. Start acting now and I bet you, so don’t take polythene bag next time and you will feel better.

Regards

Rohit Rajpal